Vernacular: Kids say the darndest things

So I nanny 4 boys ages 7 and 8 three days a week and some of the things that come out of their mouth reward a little further consideration. I'm going to start posting selected quotes here for your entertainment/enlightenment/food for thought/whatever. Enjoy.

Today's insight:

"To have no teeth is the best because then you don't have to brush them!"

-A 7 year old with many missing teeth